It's been awhile since I've written, but this is just so funny I have to share.
The kids are outside in the hallway playing with the bike pump. Veronica is ferociously pumping, up and down, 'getting a real workout', she says. The hose is connected not to her bike tire, but to her brother's ear. His ear!
"Are you pumping air into Rex's ear?" I ask stupidly, hoping it's not like blowing air into a pregnant woman's vagina, which we all know causes the fetus' brain to explode, or something like that. (Rex is very cute, and could probably get by in life on charm alone, but he might still need his brain for something.)
She cheerfully replies. "Yes! I'm keeping him alive! And the extra air can just come out of his butt."
Right.
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